Saturday, March 29, 2008

PYAR TO HONA HI THA

WHEN I AM : KAREEB
THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI
I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE
THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ
I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT
AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR
THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI
AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT : SADMA
I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE
BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA
TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN
AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH HOTA HAIIN
THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI
I TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA
MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI
BECAUSE : JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI
THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMANBUT
ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA

When A Girl...

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I’m fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than hers

Friday, March 21, 2008

Tongue Twisters

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand,Say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don'tUnderstand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wishThe witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he couldSee was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch?Which watch?
7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought IThought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been theThought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to aFellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what aFellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr Inside stood outside andCalled to Mr Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from insideAnd Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr.Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr. Inside argued from insideAnd outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. OutsideCoaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. InsideWent outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THATSHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with hisInside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctorsThe doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoringDoctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctorsDoctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor.Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own wayOr does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in thedoctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather beFine, Or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold orWhether the weather be hot, we’ll weather the weather whatever theWeather, whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather isHot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either orNot. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly “Let us flee" So they flewThrough a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will beTwisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's sawSawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. HadSoar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw wouldNot have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But itWas sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar'sSeesaw